do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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