the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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