What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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