let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
ugly people sure do ruin things
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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