It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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