help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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