So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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