Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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