I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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