I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
only you would photoshop your dick
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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