in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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