you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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