We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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