No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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