We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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