If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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