sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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