Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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