Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
