Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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