I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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