do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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