i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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