Don't make out with my wife yet
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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