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We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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