it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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