dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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