saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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