Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
