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just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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