What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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