he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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