talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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