What tipped you off? The sombrero?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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