D3 body, D1 cock
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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