guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
We were destined to go to rehab together
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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