I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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