dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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