your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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