if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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