I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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