My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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