i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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