I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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