Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize