time to smoke my breakfast
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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