Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
