Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i permit you to call me
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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