As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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