Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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