Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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