He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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