About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
