He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I have tasted many bathrooms
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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