He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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