i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I came so hard my ears popped.
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