Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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