Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
whose ass print is on the piano?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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