quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
people are starting to question the shark bite story
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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